“State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing ‘widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.’”

Apparently one of God’s lawyers responded

God has also chosen the appearance of a middle-aged African-American, and has styled His halo to resemble an indoor fan grill. (See the picture in the article)

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