
Beware of Boars
A foreign student from a communist country unexpectedly interrupted a college sociology lesson to ask the teacher:
“Do you know how to capture wild boars?”
The teacher suspected the student was heckling him, but decided to hear the punchline anyway.
“How would you do it?”, he replied.
“You capture wild boars finding good place in forest, and throwing corn on ground every day. Boars come daily to feed on free corn. When boars accustomed to come every day, you build fence on one side of place. They get used to fence and continue to come every day to eat. Then you build fence on other side of place. Boars get used to this and continue to come. You then build third side of fence around place with same result. The last side more difficult. You build only little bit every day, and soon boars will come through narrow opening to eat. When boars inside, you close opening with door and you have whole group.”
“Is very simple, in seconds, boars lose freedom. They run in circles, but once inside fence, they are subdued. Then they eat free corn and forget what freedom was like. Wild boars dangerous, but once captured they forget how to hunt and fight and accept slavery.”
Image by Nathan Duckworth, used with a Creative Commons license













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